Sometimes, work is so boring ___________ .The rules of the contest are: Each week submissions will be collected and our readers will vote on the funniest submissions. After the end of the last week in January, each week's finalist will go against the other in one final, boredom relieving poll.
The grand prize will be a brass q-tip so that you can subtlely stab your own brain at work when you are bored out of your mind.
The brass q-tip
Here is an example to get your creative juices flowing in your mind that has doubtlessly been turned into a viscous paste after years upon years of toiling away in the land of banality some people call work.
Sometimes work is so boring I could pour a pot of scalding hot water over myface, and then do it again to see if there is any pain the second time, or maybe all the nerve endings have burned off the first time so there will be no painPlease submit your replies in the comments of this thread! Good luck!
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2 comments:
Sometimes work is so boring that I occasionally dream of several small imp like demons ripping out all of my nerves one by one, and while the ends are still attached to my body, use the bloody stringlets to play a lively game of "cat's cradle". This might rouse me from the mind-numbing purgatory that is my job. ;)
LOL!!!!
Great one Tim! Way to be the first entry!
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